[转贴]ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

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> Smart man + smart woman = romance

> Smart man + dumb woman = affair

> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

> Smart boss + smart employee = profit

> Smart boss + dumb employee = production

> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS

> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

> To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

> To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

> Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

> A woman has the last word in any argument.

> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

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